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Letterman Suspends McCain by the Balls

by Joseph Monticello, Contributing Writer
September 24, 2008

Forget about suspending your campaign, just don’t suspend your campaign AND cancel an appearance on David Letterman on the same day!

David Letterman quotes from earlier today:

You don’t suspend your campaign. This doesn’t smell right. This isn’t the way a tested hero behaves. I think someone’s putting something in his metamucil.

He can’t run the campaign because the economy is cratering? Fine, put in your second string quarterback, Sara Palin. Where is she?

What are you going to do if you’re elected and things get tough? Suspend being president? We’ve got a guy like that now!

And now, the long awaited video from tonight:

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3 Responses to “Letterman Suspends McCain by the Balls”

  1. Tech Editor on September 24th, 2008 11:46 pm

    Late night TV is more important than saving capitalism anyway…creative destruction, you know.

  2. Kitty Walsh on September 25th, 2008 4:29 am

    Following your websight with interest find it very interesting keep up the work.Kitty

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